Joke ID#7031
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Submitted Bydogdude
Corrected By WolfDaemon
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My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey, there's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

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Posted by dishwashergurrl Jul 11, 2005

hahaha, lol, I am still laughing

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Posted by Kelcie Jul 12, 2005


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Posted by mamacaboose Aug 17, 2005

this is a wonderful joke. i was rolling.

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

I dont get it. Yet I still laghed

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 18, 2005

one of the nicest and funniest blond jokes ever told VERY WELL DONE

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 02, 2006


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