Crazy Names


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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen.

Q: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
A: Justin.

Q: What do you call a girl who gambles?
A: Betty.

Q: What do you call a girl with one foot on either side of the river?
A: Bridget.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A: Doug.

Q: What do you call a girl with only one pants leg?
A: Jean.

Q: What do you call a man who's a talented painter?
A: Art.

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack.

Q: What do you call a lady in the distance?
A: Dot.

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily.

Q: What do you call a man with numbers down his front?
A: Bill.

Q: What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.

Q: What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
A: Warren.

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.

Q: What do you call a man who steals a lot?
A: Robin.




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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 29, 2005

That was funny but I don't get the first one

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hottie69 Jul 01, 2005

i sont get the one with cliff as the name...and thats my name!

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Posted by browneyedgirl Jul 01, 2005

Seagulls stand on Cliffs. If one leg is shorter than the other, you would lean: I lean=Eileen. Great joke, I thought it was hilarious!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 05, 2005

thanks, i thought it was pretty funny too when i submitted it glad everyone liked it

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