10 Signs to See If Your Kid is a Nerd.


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10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the office, so that they can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of his choice.




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Posted by Drunky Apr 05, 2003

I would just like to point out something. EVERYONE gets upset when there is a pop quiz. I fail at them every time (BTW did you Vin Diesel plays D&D?)

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Posted by quadohater6969 Aug 30, 2003

FUNNAY

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Posted by Quado Sep 17, 2003

Amazingly funny:^)

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