Mary Lou

Joke ID#6797
Funny (1.76)
Rating (0.82)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byashleyrena143
Corrected By kellyc_12_2004
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One day a man was sitting in his favorite chair watching football when his wife walked up behind him and knocked him over the head with a frying pan.
When he woke he asked, "What the hell was that for?!?"
"I found this piece of paper in your pants while I was doing your laundry and it says Mary Lou 555-5555. Who the hell is Mary Lou?!?" she asks.
"Aww honey, that's the name of the horse I was bettin' on last week!"
"Oh I'm so sorry honey!"

Three weeks later she came behind him and knocked him over the head with a frying pan and once again he woke up asking, "What the hell did I do this time?!?"

"Your horse called," she replied.

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Posted by imlaughin Jul 31, 2005

wat did the horse say exactly, or was it supposed to end that way

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 01, 2005

Thats the way it was supposed to end. You know, the "horse" was actually his mistress...

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 01, 2005

o , now i get, thanks for explaining, that was my origional thought, but then well, u get the picture. now its funny!

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