Two Hunters

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Submitted ByEinat17
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This was unveiled by scientists as "The Funniest Joke in the World":

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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Posted by master123 May 21, 2003

This is a really good joke. I like it.

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Posted by pheonix_down May 13, 2005

And how long did they vote on this?

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Posted by changegurl Jun 10, 2005

very funny!

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Posted by rac76 Jun 10, 2005

I thought this was a good joke.

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 11, 2005

ive heard it before-still funny

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Posted by darthforman Jun 13, 2005

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Posted by undercover_joker May 04, 2006

i luvvvvvvvvvvvv it! soooooooooooo funny

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Posted by mellew Jul 31, 2006

If I'm not mistaken this is what happened to Dick Cheney. lol jk great joke

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