Christmas Tree


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Joke ID#6771
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bykremen
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."



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Posted by stacy Jul 31, 2005

Explicite explanation.

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