What Do You Do?

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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Posted by Fathead Sep 14, 2013

The version I heard had Nina Myers in place of the lawyer.

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