Rectum Deodorant


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Joke ID#6658
Funny (2.76)
Rating (0.98)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bytsurt
Corrected By Battery
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always buy it here." says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."




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Posted by zookeeper2464 Jun 30, 2005

that was good

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 06, 2005

I normally hate blonde jokes because I'm blonde but that was hilarious!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by schatzy228 Nov 21, 2005

laughed from the heart of my bottom!!!

Comment score: 3  

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