Ugly Baby


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Joke ID#6630
Funny (1.86)
Rating (0.62)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Bysimonbev
Corrected By boodler
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I was soooo ugly when I was born that my mum got morning sickness after I was born.

The doctor came in to the waiting room after I was born and told my dad, "We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

I've never been able to understand why my bath toys were a radio and a toaster.

And when I play in the sandpit, the cat always covers me up.




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Posted by tagish Jun 14, 2005

DUPE!!

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