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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

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Posted by stacy Jul 31, 2005

Good style of writing.

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Posted by sueintexas Aug 01, 2005

Nice play on words, well done

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Posted by imlaughin Dec 28, 2005

I agree, nice puns! Thanks for the smile!

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 30, 2005

now you write jokes in comic relief,,, soon it will bring you some grief,,,,,, but not because you weren't funny,,, but because its not bringing in money p.s. i added yours to my favs list

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