Plane Ticket

Joke ID#6581
Funny (2.45)
Rating (0.69)
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By boodler
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A blonde was at an airport. She was excited, as this would be her very first time riding in a plane; she was flying to see her relatives, so she was at the airport, when she realized she had to buy a ticket.

So she goes up to the counter where they are selling tickets. She says to the clerk, "Yes, I'd like 1 ticket to New Jersey, please."

The clerk looks at her and says, "One-way, or round trip?"

The blonde replies, "One way."

So she buys her ticket, and hurries off. A little later, though, she comes right back to the same clerk. She says, "Yes, I'd like 1 ticket to New Jersey, one way, please."

The clerk looks at her strangely, but still hands her another ticket.

She hurries off, and yet again comes back to the desk to buy another ticket.

"Yes, I'd li---"

She was interrupted by the clerk, who was obviously fed up by now. She yelled at the blonde, "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE AND MORE TICKETS! WHY?"

The blonde replies, "I... don't .. know..!" She breaks out in tears, then continues her sentence, "This stupid guy keeps coming up to me and ripping my ticket in half!"

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Posted by mamacaboose Aug 17, 2005

i love this joke

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Posted by buttons Sep 30, 2005

C'mon guys. This is funnier than you are rating it

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 07, 2005


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