The Next Life

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In your next life would you rather be a female bear?

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. Could you deal with that?

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. Could you deal with that too?

If you're a bear, you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. Could you deal with that?

If you're a mumma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. Could you deal with that?

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Any women out there rather be a bear?

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Posted by datra16 Apr 02, 2003

love it, love it! hehe

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