Hit and Run

Joke ID#654
Funny (2.82)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By markmonnin
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A man has returned to his car after coming out of a local shopping centre and notices that his rear bumper is completely bashed in and the back half of his car is severely crushed. He goes to the front to see if there's any damage there and finds a note on the windshield. Relieved that the other motorist left a note he opens it up and reads it.
It says,
"Dear Sir or Madam, So very sorry about your car. But you see, I don't currently have insurance so I can't afford to pay you for the damages. But a crowd was gathering after I had smashed your car and I had to look like I was writing down my name and phone number. And since I couldn't do that, I decided to write this instead. Have a nice day."

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 03, 2005


Comment score: 3  

Posted by taran083 Feb 13, 2006

this must be a true story... lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Jul 02, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by RustyDQ Jul 02, 2006

Ya hate when that happens! Clever culprit!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Fathead Aug 07, 2010

Let this be a lesson to you: keep a close eye, a very close eye, on anyone who causes accidents alone to another person.

Comment score: -1  

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