Oh No!

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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me! My elbow keeps coming untied. . . my belly button is out of order. . . I can't open my chest. . . I'm losing the leaves in my palm. . . somebody threw my waist in the trash. . . and my foot is only eleven inches!"

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Posted by devilslilangel Jun 09, 2005


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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 10, 2005

these are puns, elBOW keeps coming untied, belly BUTTON is out of order, somebody threw my WAIST (waste) in the trash, FOOT only eleven inches, get it now?

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Posted by funnydude Jun 18, 2005

lol, that was funny!!! to the favs!!!! i love ur jokes

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