Jim and Edna


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Joke ID#6464
Funny (3.22)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByTagish
Corrected By Fathead
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

He went to tell Edna the news. He said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

"The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"




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Posted by cdrock Jun 07, 2005

Nice Joke!! Pretty dang funny

Comment score: 5  

Posted by devilslilangel Jun 09, 2005

i liked it! how can it be disturbing? just because the guy dies? what i don't get how it could be disturbing! every one who thinks this is not disturbing click on the +1 thing (the rate of the saying) just so i know who thinks this isn't that disturbing! if u do then don't click it! its fun to see things like that! not really but its for fun!

Comment score: 23  

Posted by Summerchick158 Jun 11, 2005

I like it and its soo going on my favorites list.... Edna... lol I love it!

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

hehehehehe

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sophia7 Jun 12, 2005

I thought that very funny!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by 2006 Jun 16, 2005

That was too funny!! NEATO!!!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jun 17, 2005

funny!!! lol

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Posted by n-e-r-d_babe Jun 18, 2005

I adore this joke. its one which will stick with me for 20 years

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Posted by belladonna Jun 28, 2005

Funny nut house joke. Good 4 U

Comment score: 2  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 29, 2005

it was funny, its just that i dont think its the best joke on this site...(currently 3.5 rating) although it did make me laugh! anyway, it was still a good one, tagish

Comment score: 2  

Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 02, 2005

great joke

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 25, 2005

can i go home too??

Comment score: 2  

Posted by faraaz Mar 30, 2006

ive heard this joke before but its still damn funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Pink Oct 23, 2006

very nice joke btw thanks for the laugh

Comment score: 1  

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