Moles


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Joke ID#6458
Funny (3.01)
Rating (1.49)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted Bydogdude
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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."




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Posted by anchmike Jun 07, 2005

That's a great pun!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by skywalker207 Jun 22, 2005

now that was FUNNY!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 27, 2005

errrr.... devil'slilangel? a DUPE means that it is a duplicate of another joke on this site...not what u were thinking... anyway, excellent, dogdude, one of ur best

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

Great pun! mole-asses!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by schatzy228 Dec 19, 2005

BRILLIANT!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by undercover_joker May 04, 2006

I didnt get it at first but when i did it was okay.

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