The Young Cowboy

Joke ID#6457
Funny (2.08)
Rating (1.34)
Submitted BybigSWAFF_69_
Corrected By Celanba
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A young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in a small town in western Oklahoma. He sat at the counter and noticed an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reached over and slid the bowl over to his place
and started spooning it in with delight. He got nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and noticed a rotten, dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately puked up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly said, "Yup, that's as far as i got, too."

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

Ewwww....but funny!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by Sybyl Jan 31, 2006

That is NASTY!!!!! I almost puked when reading it.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by spice_2 Aug 13, 2006

That is the most disGUSTING thing I have read in the past YEAR! But, I'm still gonna rate you 4 Smileys.... ugh

Comment score: 3  

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