What Type of Snake

Joke ID#6374
Funny (1.94)
Rating (0.77)
Submitted Byspiderwick
Corrected By boodler
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There where two snakes talking.

The 1st one said, "Sidney, are we the type of snake who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?"

The second snake says, "Why do you ask?"

The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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Posted by bballrox2123 Jun 13, 2006

this is a great joke!!!!! y isnt it rated higher?

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