Joke ID#636
Funny (2.33)
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Submitted Bykittygirl126
Corrected By deepsea
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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with
stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

However, after planning the crime, and getting
in and out past incredible security, he was
captured only two blocks away when his Econoline
ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime
and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!

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Posted by Celanba Jun 14, 2006

In Degas, the s is silent, but it's a good joke nonetheless.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Battery Jun 20, 2006

hahaha! one of the best jokes here! in my faves!

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