The Fruit and Vegetable

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Submitted Byblue4ever16
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Vegetable: "Hey, lets get married."
Fruit: "I'm sorry."
Vegetable: "We could secretly get married."
Fruit: "No, we couldn't."
Vegetable: "Why?"
Fruit: "Because we can't elope."

Can't elope = cantelope

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