You Wanna Brag?

Joke ID#6233
Funny (2.23)
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks, "And what are those?"

The Aussie, fed up with the Texan's bragging replies with an incredulous look,
"What, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

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Posted by thegermangemini Aug 03, 2005

I like it! But it would have been a better punchline if it was like bunnie rabbits or something they look more like. But still...

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Posted by boodler May 02, 2006

A herd of kangaroos is actually called a "mob". Just drop that into any conversation.

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