Baby Turtle


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Joke ID#6229
Funny (3.08)
Rating (0.43)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By yojoe
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A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch.

When he landed at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree, and with a sigh started to climb.

About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.

Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mommy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"




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Posted by changegurl May 31, 2005

that's has to go into my fav's list. thanx's for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Comment score: 5  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

aww poor little turdie!! lol

Comment score: 6  

Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

LMAO!!!! poor turtle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe, that was funny!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Jun 28, 2005

Aw! poor thing funny tho!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Latina_marisa Jul 05, 2005

that was cute

Comment score: 3  

Posted by irishflower Jul 06, 2005

lol oh and ashleyrena143 you made it sound like the turdle was bird crud

Comment score: 5  

Posted by sueintexas Aug 01, 2005

Great, very funny

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Posted by jedichick1 Aug 08, 2005

poor turtle-but very funny,

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 21, 2005

All of your jokes are very funny. On the joke reccomender i keep gettin your jokes. I loved this one. hilarios!

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Posted by candyqueen_5 Sep 25, 2005

Aw how sad for the turtle! But great joke!

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Posted by teen_wiz May 28, 2006

Ooooooooohhhhh... poor turtley-wurtley! Cute one though!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

Awww! Poor turtle!!!

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Posted by honey_11 Jun 25, 2006

hAhA---! thx that was great!

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 28, 2007

Sad story... (:

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