Dear Friend of Mine


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Joke ID#6194
Funny (3.2)
Rating (2.46)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByTagish
Corrected By boodler
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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -

"John, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"

"What about you, Michael, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."

"And you, Billy, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.



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Posted by taiya2 May 19, 2005

Now that is funny!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by juggleboy502 May 19, 2005

i dont get it, although its probably really funny...... pleez explain if you can.........

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juggleboy502 May 19, 2005

oh, i get it!! LOL thats good!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

that was the funniest thing i hav eever heard! Shaking hands....ya know shake it more than twice you are playing with it?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jun 17, 2005

lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 02, 2005

awesome joke

Comment score: 3  

Posted by iglo1234 Mar 16, 2006

cant stop lauphing woo one of my favs

Comment score: 2  

Posted by iglo1234 Mar 16, 2006

a goosh unless your a girl you should get this joke

Comment score: 0  

Posted by iglo1234 Mar 16, 2006

no offense to any girls who read this joke

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Hugme12 Apr 09, 2008

I........cant..............breath!!!

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