Pillow Cases

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Submitted ByPhaedorna
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A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

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Posted by gandalf May 16, 2005

i dont get it'

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Posted by juggleboy502 May 17, 2005

the lawyer didn't go to heaven... and lawyers are know for that. so where do u think he went? now do u get it, gandalf?

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Posted by sassybrat101 Jul 08, 2005

= hee hee

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Posted by j_mon Jul 11, 2005

great joke! I love it!

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Posted by SexyChic Jul 11, 2005

I love this one. Not only is the lawyer greedy but stupid too. Doesn't he know that lawyers never go to heaven?

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Posted by hellokitty593 Jul 14, 2005

Sorry. Don't get it.

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 31, 2005


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Posted by imlaughin Aug 05, 2005

lol going to my favs!

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Posted by limefruitycutie Aug 30, 2005

ha ha ha

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 01, 2006

I get it. His wife was a blond!

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Posted by ouchy1 Dec 22, 2007

the lawyer was a greedy old !@#$%. Therefore, he didn't go to heaven.

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Posted by Josy Mar 22, 2010

.. great joke...

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