Scrapped Car

Joke ID#597
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Submitted ByDrunky
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A drunk phones the police.
He yells, "Come quick! Thieves have stolen my dashboard, steering wheel, brake and gas pedal, and my dang radio!! MY RADIO!!"
The police are just about to send out an officer when the drunk phones back.
He says very calmly, "Sorry officers. It turns out I just got in my backseat."

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Posted by dancinchick9190 Apr 05, 2003

LoL!!!!! CuTe OnE. i LiKeD iT. nIcE jOb!!!!!

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