What I've Learned So Far

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This is a list of what I have learned so far in my life:

1.) Always smile. It makes adults wonder what you're up to.

2.) Golf is no longer a rich man's sport. There are millions of poor players.

3.) If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

4.) It takes a thousand nuts and bolts to put a car together, yet just one nut to scatter it all over the road.

5.) NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn.

6.) NEVER ask your dad to help you with your math homework, unless you want a 4-hour lecture.

7.) When things look black, send them to the laundry.

8.) Be tolerant of those who disagree with you. After all, they're entitled to their stupid opinions!

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Posted by monkeygirl May 08, 2005


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Posted by rocklover5592 May 21, 2005

haha...true true

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Posted by imlaughin Sep 18, 2005

lol, thats so funny

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