Dingo Antics


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Joke ID#595
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Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By boodler
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A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company.

One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost.

Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dingo thinks, "Geez, I'm in deep poop now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dingo exclaims loudly, "Bugger me dead, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dingo nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dingo sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving Aussie canine."

Now the dingo sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "Struth, what am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the dingo says, "Where the bloody hell's that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

MORAL: SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, THEN BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!




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Posted by Pheonix_down Apr 19, 2003

Great joke! I wonder if the dingo will find his way back home..

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Posted by hilo Jul 27, 2003

lol, great joke

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Posted by Monique114 Dec 31, 2003

Lol! Great joke!

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Posted by sarah5225766 Mar 15, 2005

OMG! I love this! My bio teacher found this on and read it to us, and i was searching wocka to see if someone submitted it before I could. oh well, it's a hilarious joke anyways!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 27, 2005

hehe, good one!

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Posted by buttons Jun 27, 2005

This joke is pure genius

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Posted by dsquared Jun 27, 2005

Thanks.

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 25, 2005

I think all your jokes are hilarious!!!!!!!

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Posted by dsquared Jul 25, 2005

Thanks Samantha. I'm pleased they have obviously given you a laugh .

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 26, 2005

you check on your jokes like once a day don't you?

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Posted by dsquared Jul 26, 2005

Once a day . No I would never have time for that. I just have the e-mail alert turned on for new comments .

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Posted by phantomgal Aug 27, 2005

that was a great joke

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Posted by teen_wiz Feb 11, 2006

That's hilarious! Good job!

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 08, 2006

i love it!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 06, 2006

thats a good one!

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Posted by Squelch Jan 18, 2007

i thik that this joke is hilarious

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Posted by cheesetoast Mar 28, 2007

There's wisdom in this joke. Ponder and take notes. Get rid of the moral, though. We may not all come to the same conclusion and it makes you feel like the writer thinks your stupid.

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Posted by auntiesis Apr 12, 2007

Truly a classic. This belongs in the "joke hall of fame". I only hope I can remember it to tell my friends.

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Posted by shawty_gurrrl Nov 02, 2008

are you from Australia dsquared?

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Posted by shawty_gurrrl Nov 02, 2008

are you from Australia dsquared?

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Posted by majesty327 Sep 04, 2011

Excellent joke, please make more of these jokes with morals please.

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

This is too funny to read in the ofice when you are suppose to work . . .

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