Split the Viagra

Joke ID#5898
Funny (1.98)
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Submitted Bybird_luver
Corrected By boodler
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.

The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex any more as I am over 90 years old. I just want
it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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Posted by Angel_Baby May 05, 2005

lol greaaat joke!

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

poor old man...

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