The Baptism

Joke ID#5839
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Submitted ByFrostedTangerine
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After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic.

"Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes."

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Posted by thegermangemini Apr 20, 2005

Oh man! That was cute!

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Posted by gamegirl Apr 30, 2005

that is so cool

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Posted by username Jul 15, 2005

didn't i just read this joke somewhere else on this site? anyway...i still dont understand it.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

thats like da same punchline/pun in another joke bout a misiters lad burying a robin

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