Doctor's Orders

Joke ID#5775
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By taran083
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A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

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Posted by changegurl May 28, 2005

you go boy!

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

hehe that was really funny!

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jul 08, 2005


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Posted by smartie_pants Jul 23, 2005

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 23, 2005

Lol!!!!! that's soooo funny! Bad doctor!

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 06, 2005

good job juggleboy- keep it up!

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Posted by tsurt Aug 07, 2005

I have read this joke like ten times, and I just got it ... after like two weeks! AND I love it. Well done!!

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 08, 2005

Ha ha! I sure won't like to be that woman. Very funny!

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 15, 2005

poor lady!

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