Cheating On Your Husband

Joke ID#566
Funny (2.81)
Rating (2.43)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByEinat17
Corrected By boodler
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(115 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

A husband & wife are talking.
Husband: "How many times have you cheated on me?"
Wife: "Only twice."
Husband: "Tell me about them."
Wife: "Remember when you were very sick, and we didn't have money to pay for the doctor? Well, I slept with him."
Husband: "That's not so bad; and the other?"
Wife: "Remember when you were running in the elections, and you needed 450 votes?"

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by fauck Mar 26, 2006

what does this mean?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Celanba Jul 11, 2006

By cheating twice, the husband thought she meant that she'd cheated with two men, but she cheated on two occasions.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by fauck Jul 12, 2006

what's the difference? 2 occassions. 2 men. you can only have sex with one person at a time.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Sep 23, 2006

oh really... i beg to differ >.>

Comment score: 0  

Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Jun 25, 2007

He needed 450... or was it 250... votes, so she must have cheated with about 450 (or 250) men on that on occasion.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kappa64 Jun 26, 2008

all it means is that she slept with 450 men to get her husband to win the election.

Comment score: 0  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?