THREE TEXAS SURGEONS
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing: a young man lost both arms and legs in an accident; I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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Posted by putzz7993
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Apr 07, 2005 |
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loved it  |
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Posted by kitty_08540
 
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Apr 23, 2005 |
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Most political jokes are against Bush, which I like. |
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Posted by Obi-wan_Kenobi
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Jul 06, 2005 |
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I've heard that one before, but its still good! |
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Posted by dishwashergurrl
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Jul 11, 2005 |
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My grandpa told my mom that joke and she told it to me and I laughed for hours   |
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Posted by phsyco
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Aug 25, 2005 |
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I like that all the people who didn't i guest u are all REDNECKS. |
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Posted by Legodood
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Sep 04, 2005 |
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This is soooooo true!!  |
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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan
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Sep 19, 2005 |
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BUSH SUCKS!!!   |
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Posted by seandidy
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Oct 24, 2005 |
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I liked it,and the rest of you should stay on topic.  |
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Posted by idiot_genius
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May 27, 2006 |
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So some of us don't like bush, but what does it matter? we all have opinions. u republicans make kerry jokes and i laugh at them, all though personally, i don't like bush OR kerry. |
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Posted by Pink
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Jun 06, 2007 |
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I didnt really believe it, I thought you Americans were just pretending to like him from patriotism, but some of you idiots actually think that the man thats putting your country in huge debt and whos dumber than a bag of rocks is suitable for the job! You actually think hes *gasp* a good leader! A stuffed gerbil could run the country better, and with less embarassment! |
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Posted by Pink
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Jun 06, 2007 |
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Very good joke, keep em coming!
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Posted by FemmeFatale
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Jun 28, 2007 |
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love it great joke
BUSH SUCKS and if Bill Clinton could run for Prez again i would totally vote for him he might have gotten a biu=freaky wit h that girl but BUSH is sendin the entire country down the drain |
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Posted by BBKatsu
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Dec 04, 2007 |
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You should see him doing speech without an autocue! Its hilarious. Type it in on youtube. |
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