Joke ID#555
Funny (2.2)
Rating (0.77)
Submitted Bymorrigan
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A blonde and a brunette go parachuting. The blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord, and slowly drifts in the air and enjoys the view.

The brunette jumps after her and pulls her parachute cord, but nothing happens! She pulls it again, this time as hard as she can, but still nothing. She pulls the cord to the emergency chute, but that doesn't open either. She passes by the blonde like a speeding bullet!

The blonde looks at her and says, while getting her parachute off her shoulders, "So, you want to race, do you?"

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