Patriotic Parrot

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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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Yesterday, I walked into a pet store. When I walked to the back of the store, I saw an interesting parrot. The parrot had a ribbon on either foot. There was a red ribbon on his left foot, and a blue ribbon on his right foot.

As I was wondering what the ribbons were for, the store owner walked up to me. He told me that if I pulled the red ribbon, the parrot would sing the "Star Spangled Banner," and the parrot did. He then told me that if you pulled the blue ribbon, the parrot would sing, "God Bless America," and it did.

Interested, I asked the store owner, "What will it do when I pull both ribbons at the same time?" The parrot then yelled, "I'll fall off my perch, stupid!!!"

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Posted by juggleboy502 Mar 20, 2005

my first joke!! hope u all like it

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Posted by putzz7993 Mar 20, 2005

I like it concidering i just recintly posted my first one to

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 09, 2005

LOL! It was unexpected, and very funny!

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Posted by irishflower Jun 06, 2006

haha very funny this definatly going into my favorite great job

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