LITTLE JOHNY


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Joke ID#5530
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Rating (0.49)
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Corrected By Misty
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you only said it's H to O!!!!



TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
L-JOHNY: "Because George still had the axe in his
hand."




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Posted by putzz7993 Mar 20, 2005

Nice one

Comment score: 1  

Posted by adamg2 Mar 26, 2005

You got to admit thats funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by monkeygirl May 20, 2005

kool

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Posted by rocklover5592 May 23, 2005

that was so funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by goosh Jul 12, 2005

hahahahaha-that was great!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SweetTooth1479 Jul 18, 2005

one word: favs

Comment score: 5  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 05, 2005

i like the last one the best!

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 01, 2006

loved them. this is going to straight to my favs

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Battery Jul 19, 2006

Yeah, the last ones the best

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Jul 19, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

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