What Would They Say...

Joke ID#548
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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By imlaughin
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3 guys die in a car wreck and are sent to heaven.
At the gates St. Peter asks the three men what they would want their families to say at the funeral.
The first man says, "I want them to say I was an excellent husband and a great police officer."
The second man says, "I want them to say I was a great husband, a wonderful teacher and that I made a huge difference in their lives."
The third man says, "I wish they would say...LOOK! HE'S MOVING!"

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Posted by buggzter98 Dec 10, 2004

hahaha very cute

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Posted by shimmermaid Dec 28, 2005

Ditto with the third guy! Very good!

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