Two Carrots

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Two carrots are walking down the street one day when a car suddenly comes flying around the corner and runs one of them over.

At the hospital, the doctor says to the other carrot, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your friend is going to live. The bad news is he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

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Posted by Majher Jul 25, 2006

ok, this is a funny one, i love it.

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