Joke ID#5439
Funny (2.58)
Rating (0.64)
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By insane_21_gr
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A lonely female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her—but he was walking straight and not sideways!

Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately.

The next morning she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab! She asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!"

He answered "What?! I can't get that drunk every day!".

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Posted by mnmork2 Mar 13, 2005

No it isn't. 1384 is longer, completely different scenario, and doesn't say anything about being drunk. The concepts maybe be the same but it is a different joke.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by Taiya2 Mar 13, 2005

Besides this one is funnier and easier to understand!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by irishflower Jul 06, 2005

too cute

Comment score: 5  

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