Seeing-eye Dogs

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Two guys are out walking their dogs one day and decide to stop at a bar to get a drink. When they get there, however, there's a sign on the door that says, "No Pets Allowed."

The guys are about to go home when one of them gets an idea. He tells his friend to wait a few minutes and then follow his lead. He puts on his sunglasses and walks in with his German Shepherd.

The bartender sees him walk in with the dog and says, "Can't you read? No pets allowed in here!"

The guy says, "But I'm blind. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender thinks for a minute and decides to let him stay.

Meanwhile, the friend is watching through the window. He sees the plan work for the first guy so he decides to give it a try himself. He puts on his sunglasses and walks in with his little chihuahua.

The bartender looks at him and says, "No pets allowed. You're going to have to leave."

"But I'm blind," says the guy. "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Please," says the bartender. "You really expect me to believe that they gave you that little chihuahua as a seeing-eye dog?"

Without missing a beat the guy replies, "They gave me a chihuahua?"

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Posted by taiya2 Mar 10, 2005

This is a DUPE -

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Oct 02, 2005

Ah- either a dupe, or someone duped this...good joke tho!

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