The Anniversary


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Joke ID#541
Funny (1.99)
Rating (0.95)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By erniedingus
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A very old man and a woman are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The man starts crying quietly. Touched by the mans sensitive side, she goes over to him, hugs him, and asks him whats the matter.
The man says, "Remember when we were 15 and your daddy who was a sheriff caught us? And remember he said I either had to marry you for what we did or I spend 50 years in jail?"
The woman nods.
The man says, "Well today I could have been a free man."




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Posted by datra16 Mar 26, 2003

ok, if it was their 75th anniversary, wouldnt he have been free 25 years before that?

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Posted by datra16 Mar 27, 2003

you said it was their 75th wedding anniversary which implies they've been married for 75 years, not that they are 75 years old.

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Posted by datra16 Mar 27, 2003

one more thing, 15+50=65, not 75.

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Posted by Jokester Mar 01, 2008

Hey it says 50th ANNEVERSAYR!

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Posted by Jokester Mar 01, 2008

sorry about the spelling

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