The Crash


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Joke ID#538
Funny (3.16)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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One day a man and a woman were driving and they get into a terrible collision with each other. Both cars are wrecked beyond recognition, but they both crawl out of the wreckage unhurt.
The woman says, "In a terrible accident...both of us are alive and, well, this must be a sign from God!"
The man agrees.
The woman says, "Well, we should celebrate our lives...here, let's drink to our celebration." She reaches into her wreckage of her car and pulls out a bottle of champagne which miraculously was not broken or even cracked. The man takes a huge gulp of the wine and passes it to the woman who politely waves it away.
The man says, "Don't you want any? It was your idea."
The woman says, "No thanks, I'll wait until the police get here."




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Posted by drummerboy_12 Jan 21, 2006

I love this joke!! It's going in my favorites!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by schatzy228 Jan 21, 2006

ME 2 !

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Posted by 2sandwoman Jan 21, 2006

i do not get it......

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Posted by violasrule Jan 21, 2006

The lady is trying t get the man drunk, so that he will be the one who takes all the blame. Love it

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Posted by shimmermaid Jan 22, 2006

HAH! I am so remembering that(might come in handy, no?)

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

I already heard it! But I still love it!

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