Perfect Shot

Joke ID#535
Funny (3.03)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bymorrigan
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, and driving his partner nuts.

Finally, his exasperated partner said, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man. You don't stand a chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

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Posted by einat17 May 15, 2003

LOL That was a good one!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by annie9698 Feb 25, 2005

very funny!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 25, 2005


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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Jul 20, 2005

sweetpea this is pure geuneis

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Posted by DennysGirl Jun 13, 2006

I don't get it

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