FBI Training

Joke ID#531
Funny (2.03)
Rating (1.12)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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3 men were being interviewed for a position for the FBI. The interviewers needed to know the men were going to be loyal to the FBI until the very end. So they set up a little test. They put each of the 3 men's wives in the room.
They sent the first man in with a gun, and told him to kill his wife.
A few minutes later the man comes out crying. He says, "I just can't do it. I love her." He gives back the gun.
They send the second man in and he comes out crying a few minutes later, hands back the gun, and says, "We've had too many good years. I just can't kill her. I'm sorry."
So finally they send in the third applicant. They listen closely to the door and try to see if this man will succeed. They hear a soft click, then a huge commotion. Things were being broken and smashed and a lot of screaming.
Coming out tired, the man says to the interviewers, "The damn gun you gave me was loaded with blanks! I had to beat her to death!"

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