The Fortune Teller

Joke ID#521
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Bydatra16
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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

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Posted by fatty_lumpkin7 Aug 29, 2003


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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 29, 2006

I know this is a dupe, i just can't find the other one. oh well. good joke anyway.

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