Napkins


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Joke ID#5189
Funny (2.86)
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Submitted By2sexy4wrds
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One mistake my mom made when I was three: she taught me how to read the word napkin.

The second mistake she made: I asked her why "napkins" were under the sink. She said they were for "special occasions"

The third mistake she made: My mom asked me to set the table for the special occasion tonight. So I went to the bathroom and got the "napkins" for special ocassions, and set them on the table. When I got done, my dad came in and burst out in laughter, along with my uncle and aunt as they walked in. When my mom came in, her face turned bright red.



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Posted by 2sexy4wrds Feb 21, 2005

see, the mom said that her pads were napkins so the three year old wouldn't know what they were untill she was older

Comment score: 5  

Posted by CrAZ4boyz Mar 10, 2005

One of my faves!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 28, 2005

Oh gee...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Celanba Apr 24, 2006

That's cute! I don't think it should b pg13 though.

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