Joke ID#5183
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Submitted Bywasfrogger
Corrected By bigdog0316
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Q:What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking permit expired?
A: It got toad

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Posted by scouttrooper Feb 24, 2005

Do you like frogs? I do.

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 24, 2005

Frogs are AWESOME!!! They're my fave amphibian! but the joke is kinda funny.

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Posted by malsahottie May 08, 2005


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Posted by irishflower Jul 06, 2005

frogs are really cute

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Jul 09, 2005

haha funny i love how you only put 4 jokes on it, instead of a whole page. it's easier to read, so PROPS!

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Feb 11, 2006

I likah de frog jokes! And I likah de frogs!!

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