If You Had 50 Cents

Joke ID#5171
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Submitted Byansh93
Corrected By schatzy228
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A teacher asks a first grader a simple math question.
TEACHER:" If you had 50 cents in one pocket, and you asked you dad for another 50 cents, how much would you have?"
STUDENT:"50 cents."
TEACHER: "You obviously don't know how to add."
STUDENT: "You obviously don't know my dad!"

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 16, 2005


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Posted by jazz2006 Feb 28, 2005

That was a good joke. I can really relate to that kid.

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