Joke ID#515
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Submitted Bymorrigan
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."

"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"

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Posted by markmonnin Nov 09, 2005

It's funny... but I don't think I get it...

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Celanba Apr 22, 2006

I think it means women gave him condoms at the pharmacy because he was winking so much. Maybe.

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Posted by Magic_Heiress Jul 23, 2006

no, whenever he goes to a pharmacy to get aspirin, he winks, and so the pharmacists always think he wants condoms.

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