Locked Car

Joke ID#513
Funny (3.18)
Rating (0.53)
Submitted Bymorrigan
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A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

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Posted by juggleboy502 Mar 17, 2005

great joke! it took me a while to get it though...

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 11, 2006

ditto. LOL

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 11, 2006


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Posted by tinsel Mar 11, 2006

HA! I'm a reverse blond so I got it right away!!

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