What a Pisser


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Joke ID#5096
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Submitted Bypurplepineapple
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Shannon received a phone call from the foreman plant that her husband worked at. He sounded grim and she immediately knew something was wrong.

"What happened? Is Patrick all right? Please tell me he's ok," she said.

The man on the line said, "Shannon, there was an accident at the brewery and your husband is . . . dead."

"Oh my goodness, what happened?" Shannon asked.

The foreman replied, "He fell into a vat of beer."

"Did he at least die quickly?" sobbed Shannon.

The man paused, then said, "Well, no . . . he got out three times to use the bathroom."




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